A few days ago I got the critique: “I think it’s disrespectful that you don’t have your birthday date on Facebook, so I can’t know when it’s your birthday.”
That’s right, my birthday isn’t on Facebook - and there’s a very good reason why it isn’t. I don’t let Facebook remind you when it’s my birthday, because I know that my real friends know - they know what day, therefore are you only another person who only ‘likes’ me through Facebook. I want the freaking real deal - I want a true and honest “Happy Birthday” from a mouth that I can call my friend. So don’t call me disrespectful because you don’t bother enough to remember the day I was born. Fuck Facebook, seriously. It makes people lazy and puts them in idle.
And by the way… if you want to know the date of my birthday… ask me! but don’t do it through the internet. (Btw today isn’t my birthday)