Heyo Guys (see what I did there… with the ‘hey’? huh?… it’s also a ‘yo’… dumb bitch)

The worst part of Summer Break is, that you have absolutely NO idea whatta hell to do, when you have all this time on your hands, it’s ridiculous, really. Instead of partying all night, celebrating not being in school and pissing on some churches, I’ve watched and cared my little niece (SHE FELL ASLEEP IN MY ARMS!! gurl’s gonna love me), kissed my boyfriend (well, that was kinda alright), hanged out with pineapple express and flower, some wine and read some books (two to be fair). Then off course I didn’t do this shit at the same time, ‘cause then I’d probably be arrested for being a terrible uncle.

I mean, I should like get my ass up and abuse this f*cking vacation, and buy a boat or kill some demons or practice some black ghetto expressions or something. I dunno.

I need some f*ucking cake, man (oh shit, I put the ‘u’ in, I didn’t mean to do that… now I’M the dumb bætch… damn)